My proclaimation

I love Annie because she's so beautiful in so many ways. She is the apple of my eyes and my cuppy cake. She is the woman of my dreams and I think about her all the time. I hereby proclaim to the world that I will buy her a BIG three-stone diamond ring, accompany by a diamond necklace and ruby earrings, representing my undying love for her. I shall also fulfill her wish of naming our kids Lefty and Righty and they shall be ambidextrous.